The "ish," as my students like to put it, hits the fan almost daily as a teacher of teens.
OK, maybe not that often, but my job is to reprimand when their ish is being dished
and teach my students well enough so their eyes light up on occasion
just before they say "no ish!"

Epilogue: An exerpt of one of my many introductory texts to potential dates in the online world,
which I think is spontaneous and completely creative, but is yet to land a fish – and that's no ish!