I am indeed an Alpha male
for I heard it on the radio
and scientists say
that the man who takes the chances
sports a pointer that is shorter
(mind out of gutter, if you will :-)
they say you need look for two things in a man
the index finger needs be short
and the ring finger bare

Epilogue: This is actually true, according to some scientists. They say that with women, the ring and index fingers are approximately the same length, and this also holds true with some men. That said, and through scientific observation, scientists have found that women generally go more for the type with the shorter index finger. This type is the risk taker, and so-called bad boy.

What the hey!
What about me?
My index finger is short!!!

photocredit: my dad
photoediting: me