Szervusz, und Gruess Gott, from one European who...

habitually wears rather 'kplunking' Prospector boots,
and never did learn to cut many rugs,
though he did leave behind some muddy ones.

His mind's a bit of a dull needle, so maybe
he should use a hammer and turn it into a nail?
Brainiac in training?

He's shot a mean camera, and has travelled on, er, two continents.
And counting...

Epilogue: Dang! After some 12 years or more, I finally wore out those Prospectors. I wear a different brand now, but I miss those Prospectors so much :-(